For real, though, I’m having a delightful-ass time with my flowers
MY CHARMING INTERNET WIFE.
this is the only gifset which can encapsulate my feelings re: all this fruit that I’m eating right now. i’m so loved & had good day & wrote 4 things if i was any more on fire i’d be glauce on her wedding day.
the squeaking/banging noise!!!
i take off my headphones and THE SQUEAKING/BANGING NOISE WAKES ME
i knew it wasn’t me GODDAMNIT the squeaking/banging noise.
i will sleep with them on it is the only way forward
but i am innocent, innocent i tell you
innocent of the squeaking/banging noise.
it’s like an edgar allan poe story by this point
Esse é o cara, que dizer, o Pug!
runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
(Source: brennablueskies)
wombat!!
